My brother and I caught a mouse! His name is Lil' Satan and he is super cute. He loves Cheezits and peeing and pooping everywhere. He put up quite a chase, but through the aide of a couch barricade, a feather duster, a flaslight, and a whole foods shopping bag- we caught the little shit.

Now we are attempting to catch his homies using a cruelty-free piece of toilet paper cardboard and a bucket. I will know whether or not it worked this afternoon when I get home from work. I hope to arrive home to a swarming bucket of varmits.